THE BIRTHDAYS ARE COMING!

Remember doing this when you tried to see something at a distance but didn’t want to put your glasses on?

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You Know You’re Getting Old When…
You can live without sex but not without glasses.
You join a health club and don’t go.
Your children begin to look middle-aged.
Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
You sing along with the elevator music.
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

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