HIGH HEELS

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IT’S ALL ABOUT TOE CLEAVAGE
What is it? The partial exposure of a woman’s toes in shoes that are cut low enough at the vamp. How much is enough? Is too much vulgar? Who knows. When did everyone become so focused on feet, anyway?

FOOT FACELIFT
Enter cosmetic surgery for the feet. “Toe shortening” if your toes are too long, collagen injections into the balls of the feet — to restore padding lost from years of wearing high heels, toe tucks to trim the pinkie toe and “toe slimming” to remove fat deposits on the tips of toes and fight so-called toe-besity.

THE HIGH PRICE OF HIGH HEELS
Orthopedists are seeing more and more women for crippling problems caused by today’s fashionable shoes. Immediate problems include sprained ankles and breaks from rolling over on high heels. Long term problems include osteoarthritis in the knees. Ouch!

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THE TOP SELLING SHOE OF 2006
Yep, Easy Spirit mules. I am finally a fashion queen.

Listen to Kirsty MacColl sing In These Shoes? :

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