Al Gore – Crazed Sex Poodle

Old Politicians
The story is everywhere. Al Gore – the man who invented the internet, has been described as a crazed sex poodle. A masseuse up in Portland says old Al forced her to drink Grand Marnier, groped her boobs and behind and French kissed her. EWWW!

The Oregon allegation comes just days after other reports of Gore’s cheating. The National Enquirer reported last week that the Gore divorce was caused by Tipper’s jealousy over other women, including “an environmentalist named to a prominent cabinet position by Gore when he was vice president, a sexy Hollywood actress, a gorgeous massage therapist” and “a Tennessee Titans cheerleader.” OMG! Were these woman blind?

While I try to wipe the images from my brain, enjoy Carrie Underwood – Before He Cheats: